The Lord's Prayer: Hallowed Be Thy Name… Luke 11:1-4
One evening little Johnny’s parents stood outside his room and listened to him offer up his evening prayers. They became confused, though, as they heard him pray, “Dear Harold, want to thank you for my Mommy and Daddy and my dog, Spot. Please be with Grandma and Granddaddy, and help me be good boy. Amen.” The parents went to bed that night pondering the strange way their son had begun his prayer. Coming up with no answer, they asked him at the breakfast table the next morning, “Johnny, why did you call God, ‘Harold’?” Johnny replied, “that’s what they teach us at church. You know, ‘Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold by thy name….” Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. At the Pearly Gates Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance, a prospective Heavenly Soul must answer three questions. They were: 1. ...